- "(Dog name) is so cute! I've gotta say, everyone in the neighbourhood is impressed with him/her."
- "(Dog name) just completely adores you! But he/she won't come anywhere near me..."
- "What is wrong with you?! I saw what you did! We owners clean up after our dogs, you ingrate!"
- "When your dog's feeling tired, it won't bring you presents. Instead, it may look for trash to snack on."
- "When my dog's in a bad mood, I always cheer it up by feeding it additive-free food. It loves that stuff!"
- "Wow, (Dog name) completely adores you. That's so terrific!"
- "Ew! When was the last time you gave your dog a bath? You need to give the poor, old thing a shower!"
- "Oh, that is just adorable! Look at how attached to you that your puppy is! You must be a pretty good trainer."
- "Just between you and me, I heard that sometimes Archie Hubbs nibbles on dog treats. What a loon!"
- "I found out that the more I walk my dog, the more my stamina builds up! We go for walks all around town now!"
- "Oh my gosh! Is your dog okay? I don't think so. Your dog needs to be fed something."